Attempted data breach foiled by FCPD!
The notorious offshore cyberterrorist group known as REDACTED attempted to break the ICE (Intrusion Countermeasures) on the newly installed Woom intranet. The FCPD was alerted before the breach was complete and engaged the terrorists in a shoot out above the popular drug spot. Our sources within the FCPD report that three of the terrorists were killed, but several others, including the lead hacker, were able to escape in the confusion.