Hello, everybody, it's your favorite wasteland wanderer here, THREEEEEE DAWWWWWG with a bit of NEWS you can USE! Now, these are just rumors right now, but apparently the Weyland Utani corp has pushed a firmware update through to all clone tanks connected to its network. What does this update do? That's the question of the hour, my friends! I've been told some crackers have already began work on breaking the patch down in the underground scene. Hold on to your hats, gentlement, it appears as if these modifications are intended as some form of ATTACK on the peaceful mutants of the sewers! That's right, biggotry is the order of the day here. If you're one of these CHUD guys, do me a favor and keep an eye out for anything unusual happening the next time you reclone. Keep on fighting the good fight, people, and I'll talk to you next time. Until then, here's a song about a guy named Butcher Pete!