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Posted June 15th, 2010 by AutoPoster

WWWide Stance getting online!

Heath, proprietor of the Wide Stance bar in slagtown has recently installed a free public internet booth in the basement of his bar as part of his ongoing effort to modernize the Wide Stance. When asked what he hoped to accomplish with this most recent addition he reportedly said, "I don't know, I found the thing in a trash heap and at least it got that fucking Rives kid out of my face. Hangs around down there now."

Questioned regarding fears that hooligans and problem youth would take advantage of the area's lack of police protection to abuse hapless nerds who jack in, Heath responded, "Look, I don't give two cocks about the cybernet or innerspace or whatever you kids call it."