Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
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Corp Summary
- C.E.BROS: CheechLizard, NotDeadYet
- Managers: Most members are quickly promoted to manager, a full list would be impractical.
- Bailiff in the High Court of Agonies: Charlatan
Overview
DRS is the only non-profit charitable organisation in the Greater Freedom City aread to be officially recognised by the Weyland Utani group.
DRS provide many services including search and rescue, education programs, and home removals.
History
DRS can trace its heritage back to the street gangs, hustlers, and immigrant crime families of the the pre-collapse era, the MK Dons, Tripple P, Forest Head Hunters and the infamous and influential DRA posse, as well as many post-collapse organisations such as GOON SWARM, Wanderers of Hell, JI and KILLALLBASTARDS.
Structure and Economy
DRS uses a unique communal democratic structure wherein any member can request money, goods or services and the managers have free reign to tell them to fuck off. All DRS property is owned by CheechLizard until someone can find it and tear it from his cold, dead, jewish hands.
It's corporate payrate is designed to dynamically fluctuate with the ever shifing internal corporate economy, and goods and services are paid for with Paco Ashley heads and precious KROME WHORE, SLAY, and NEXUS tears.
Services
Home removals. DRS will remove your home furnishings and trinkets free of charge.
Search and rescue. For a small down payment we will search for your mutilated corpse and rescue your things.
